Loads of ladies with bumps
So yesterday I went for a hospital "Exam". Why don't they have an essay option for those exams? I would choose the essay. You wouldn't have to remove your lower garments for an essay type exam.
So, having removed my lower garments, I was dutifully standing behind the curtain, when BRRRINNGGG. The fire alarm went off. Oh. Oh. What now? Is this a real fire? Do I have time to replace my lower garments?
Well, it was a proper alarm, not a test, but not a real fire. Who was smoking in the toilets? I did get dressed and go out. What a sight, masses of ladies with baby bumps all standing out i nthe hospital parking lot.
A bit of excitement, but seemingly not enough to ignite baby's curiosity. Day 5 and we're still waiting.


3 Comments:
Day 5... and how many cm? I can't believe we're still waiting. I think you've been making it far too enjoyable in that womb of yours. Baby just wants to stay put. Try and be less welcoming.
Did firemen show up? That sends me into contractions every time (a bit embarrassing when you are not pregnant however)
Hilarious! Not that you're still waiting though...poor you. I was 10 days over-due with Hannah and the waiting was awful. Every time someone phoned and asked if there was a baby yet I wanted to reach through the phone, grab them by their shirt and shout, "don't you think you would have heard about it if there was a baby?!" Hope your wait has been more patient than that.
Dana
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