This Morning

If you were wandering through the Reid house this morning, you might have heard these words:
"ha ha ha hee hee hee stop it!"
"What? Why is this stuck? Who was touching this?"
"I know, you could just call a plumber"
"Dad, have you got any spare money? We're making a collection for the plumber"
"Ailsa, Mom says she fixed it"
"Heather, I know, we could just use this money to buy... girlie stuff!"