What do you get...

.....if you cross a teacher with a vampire?

Lots of blood tests.

My favourite Halloween joke this year.
Laura was a cat (same outfit as last year).
Claire was a panda, wearing her onesie. Onesies are only a British fashion phenomenon I have discovered!! What? Doesn't every kid, teenager and 50 percent of the adults in North America own a onesie?
Heather was a mad scientist. Lab coat, wierdie blue goggles and great hair. Hair like if Einstein had been a girl.
Ailsa was a stripey pirate, and nabbed her little sister's ophthalmic eye patch.

Now it's fireworks going off here and there in the neighbourhood every night for the next week. I'm glad we don't have a nervous dog.