Happy 70th Dad!

Here is my Dad sharing his tips with me for living a long, happy and healthy life. I'm not going to share them with you here. They will be published at some point and you can each buy a copy from me for seventy dollars. This information is precious and therefore not cheap. There are no tips on preventing hair loss. Hair loss is irrelevant to health and happiness. Also, half of you will be happy to know that a beard is not essential to the recipe, either.