How to have a tea party

Put on something pink, and put quite a few clips in your hair.
Put a blanket on the coffee table.
Put another colourful blanket on the coffee table, jauntily draping it over one side.
Lay a tartan ribbon along the length.
Lie bread sticks end to end along the ribbon.
Break up more bread sticks into small pieces and put them in tiny bunt pans.
Get an embroidery hoop and lay it in the centre of the table.
Place cups and saucers inside the hoop.
Fight over who gets to pour the invisible tea and who gets to pour the invisible milk.
Serve.